The Daily BLAB!! By Ellen Hildreth – February 6, 2007

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What fresh Hell is this?

This Valentine’s Day your sweetie may give you an exotic pet. 

A fish tattooed with “I (heart) U.” Or for biker chicks “Guppies suck and so do I.”

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A survey found that the recall of spinach last autumn has shaken confidence in green leafy vegetables.  Some people have not smoked weed in months.

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Hit sit-com in Canada – “Little Mosque on the Prairie.”

Jedbar; Lukemir and Fatima Mae open the first Tim Horton’s with goat cheesecake.

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With wind chills, it felt like 10 to 30 below zero in the Northeast. 

Bum-sicle weather.

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The presidential budget:

It doesn’t look like Laura has been clipping those coupons.

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Uses for leftover Super Bowl snacks:

-         Chex Mix and epoxy make a lovely mosaic foyer floor;

-         Frozen cocktail franks become delightful wind chimes;

-         Guacamole and bean dip work just like expensive exfoliates.

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Truly, deeply, madly,

Ellen