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Topic: NEWZ OF THE DAY

 

 PUMP THE VOTE

Candidates are going after every possible independent BFF out there.

 

- Chelsea Clinton is studying for her Bat Mitzvah.

- Barak Obabma has hired Randy Jackson as a debate coach--Dawg!

- Mike Huckabee's campaign bus has a snowplow on the front bumper.

- Mitt Romney's five sons are giving Hustle lessons at the senior citizen center.

- John McCain is using his experience as a POW to act as a court appointed monitor for Britney Spears.

- Ron Paul is volunteering at a soup kitchen. His new campaign slogan is "Win One For The Dipper."